Monday's and Ex -Gilrfriends...

Are you busy at work right now? I am not. I am in between projects and it is boring the shit outta me. I have to find something to do for the next 8 hours that resembles work. I'll most likely spend most of my time on myspace looking at people's profiles and wondering why I haven't shot myself. The number one reason being I don't have a gun if you were wondering. Ok.. so lets talk about angry ex-girlfriends... (why? because its funny damn it!) It seems that the ex's that I broke it off with because I cheated seem to get along with me alot better than the one's that I just plain broke it off with. Why is that? You would think it would be the other way around. My theory is this. When you break up with a woman for valid non-compatibilty reasons you leave them with nothing to fire off to their friends about. This "firing off" is a detrimental phase in a woman's break up ritual. Without it there is no "friends feeling sorry for me" period in which they get showered with phone calls and people want to hang out with them to "make them feel better"... and don't forget the guy that wants to "console" them because he knew I was an asshole from the beginning. If you just break up without making yourself the asshole you fuck things up for them... So my advice to you guys out there thinking of ending with your girls' is not to cheat but to say that you cheated at first... let them reap the benefits of you being the bad guy then after about 3 weeks let them know that you really didn't cheat.... they will not believe you of course but at that point who the hell cares. There are other factors as well. When you are the bad guy you give them the opportunity to be "the better person" and forgive you but not "trust"(fuck) you anymore. Also you get a "bad boy" rep and I don't care what anyone says... Girls love that shit. They view it as a challenge... Conquer the bad boy... make him your good boy and you have yourself a husband... thats the logic. Shit ask my girlfriend... she tamed the shit outta me and now I'm got lifetime committment on the brain. What seemed like a torturous hell of one partner for the rest of my life now seems like the best idea I've ever had and I have no idea that it was all her plan from the beginning. ;) Have a good day folks! I'm going to get back to signing my testicles over to my gf. haha. Peas.

PS. Please forgive me... I just quit smoking and I know not what I say...lol.

Mondays, Sunday 1.5 and $500 Rent increases...

Jesus. Why is it that every day after Sunday is Monday? I think we should lobby for Sunday 1.5. Sunday 1.5 would extend through what is now Monday morning until 11:30am leaving only 4-5 hours to work on the new Monday. The corporation thats failed to acknowledge would be charged 2x the tax rate for every hour worked on Sunday1.5 and/or workers would be paid overtime. Sounds like a sweet deal to me. Oh yeah and it's also been brought to my attention by a couple of friends that rents in DC and VA are fuckin jumping like $500 dollars a month. What the fuck is that all about. I can understand raising the rents as inflation rises but $500 dollars a month all at once? I would be paying 200 dollar shy of double my rent if that happened. Fuck that! is that even legal? Who the hell are they expecting to take that shit without blowing someone's house up? I am not poor or anything but an extra $500 dollars a month and all I would be able to do is sleep and work. Again, FUCK THAT!!! I think its time to contact our congressperson oh wait... we don't have one in DC!! I move for a rent strike.. no one (well at least the people that are getting fucked) should pay their rent for the remainder of there tenancy and bond together with the rest of the tenants and start and escro account and put all of the rent in there and hold it hostage until the building owners stop trying to fuck u. I don't understand... what could possible constitute such an increase... at 500 dollars extra a month you should be getting a fucking jaccuzzi, free cable and a new BMW Z but they aren't offering you shit but hard times and more late fees. Personally I would be considering moving out and on the last day forgeting to take that bowl of kerosine I was cooking off of the stove top... but thats just me... my place is rent controlled so what the fuck do i.... know. Although I did notice that there was a meeting of all of the building owners and the township to try and put an end to the rent control laws in our neighborhood... I guess we'll just have to wait until too many of the middle class a rendered homeless before something happens though. No one seems to notice how important shit is until they can't have it anymore. Oh well... that all i got to say about that. My girlfriend is in town which is unrelated to this topic but still pretty good shit in my book. Keep it real folks and for gods sake you don't have to take it!!!

Smoking is bad... well for me at least.

I will no longer participate. I will no longer adhere. I will no longer obey... I will no longer work, pay rent, watch television, eat steroid fed processed food products, follow fashion, follow trend, follow anyone. I will not bend. I will not conform. I will not awake to an alarm, the need to be someplace, or to be "on time". I will not drive. I will not ride. I will not live in cubes stacked to the sky. I will not lend. I will not borrow. I will denounce the trap called credit. I will not read. I will not write. I will not think about tomorrow. I will not bite the hand that feeds. I will not feed the hand that bites. I will not rule. I will not be ruled. I will not speak. I will not listen. I will not participate. I will not agree. I will not be a part of the whole.... but.... I will stop smoking.

Of DC, The KOT and... Baphomet?

NEW NEWS!!! Ok so I did a little searching and i found out the the York Rite of the mason's inables you to join a group call The Knights of Templar (KOT). Now, the KOT were accussed of heracy by an old french catholic King. They were accused of worshipping a deity called Baphomet. The goat headed god. We've all seen pictures. Now this is where it gets whacky... the figure in the picture of the goat headed god we all thought was satan is not really satan... Baphomet is a totally different dude... deity... god whatever. He of Kaballist desent i do believe but at the time of their (KOT) conviction all graven images other that that of the christian cross were considered "satanic" hence the picture of baphomet we all know and love being "satan". Ok with that said the 5 pointed star upside down is a representation of the goat headed God Baphomet... not satan. The goat head in the upside down star is not satanic just not christian. Baphomet... look him up. Ok... still a little fishy. Yeah me too. Come to find out that the downturned star symbol of satan that those fat loser chicks with the black make-up at the mall are wearing is actually from a 20th century adaptation or misconception in the pseudo wicca witchcraft realm of the the occult we all know and love... you know the one's that think ozzy is the son of the devil.. sweet. The KOT was formed during the crusades i think... in the 18thish century. Christians used to use the 5 pointed star to represent some shit... I'm tired of explaining this... go look it up it's fuckin facinating... it seems the christianity that we know today is actually plagerized material from an earlier religion from the so called "dark ages" or maybe the "dark ages" were the hundreds of years white christians fought white christians over who was holier... gotta love those crusades... i wonder what blood from christian vs christian slaughter is worth on the demonic market? Have a nice day! and look up the old religion... its called, Kabbalah old jewish mystacism from before christ and i do believe before judaism (sp?) pre-12th century.... those who are schooled in this religion are called "the enlightened"... good read if you can find stuff that is non-baised. ANYWAYS.... Hope you have as much fun as I did. Oh here is a picture of Baphomet (not satan... maybe.) Oh yeah, I almost forgot... the KOT were tortured into admitting they were diggy down with the Baphomet so it is possible that none of that shit is true. Also, no one seems to know where the name Baphomet came from exactly some say Kabballah some say the KOT picked it up from Mohamed (or Mohammed in english) from hanging out with some bad ass Moors during the crusades.. so why the upside down star? the mystery continues... Personally I think the dudes were down with Baphy... hence the star. Nothing wrong with a little goat god worship... as long as you don't force it on my kids.... lol. I would also like to add that the Freemasons were the liberals of their time. Peace!

More on the Knights of Templar accusations from the viewpoint of the KOT historians.. Click here mother bitches!!

PS. If white jesus is reading this don't get pissed dude... for real.

Of DC and the Devil...

Click the picture for more information.... You know you want too!!

Ok, I need to add that the article linked to the picture i made is a little shakey and some of it is just plain wrong but there are some good observations. Here is a opposing article by a site run by the freemasons... funny thing is they almost prove indirectly that their freemason presidents kept fucking with the plans... anyways here is the link http://freemasonry.bcy.ca/anti-masonry/washington_dc/washington_dc.html
have fun folks!!!