Are you busy at work right now? I am not. I am in between projects and it is boring the shit outta me. I have to find something to do for the next 8 hours that resembles work. I'll most likely spend most of my time on myspace looking at people's profiles and wondering why I haven't shot myself. The number one reason being I don't have a gun if you were wondering. Ok.. so lets talk about angry ex-girlfriends... (why? because its funny damn it!) It seems that the ex's that I broke it off with because I cheated seem to get along with me alot better than the one's that I just plain broke it off with. Why is that? You would think it would be the other way around. My theory is this. When you break up with a woman for valid non-compatibilty reasons you leave them with nothing to fire off to their friends about. This "firing off" is a detrimental phase in a woman's break up ritual. Without it there is no "friends feeling sorry for me" period in which they get showered with phone calls and people want to hang out with them to "make them feel better"... and don't forget the guy that wants to "console" them because he knew I was an asshole from the beginning. If you just break up without making yourself the asshole you fuck things up for them... So my advice to you guys out there thinking of ending with your girls' is not to cheat but to say that you cheated at first... let them reap the benefits of you being the bad guy then after about 3 weeks let them know that you really didn't cheat.... they will not believe you of course but at that point who the hell cares. There are other factors as well. When you are the bad guy you give them the opportunity to be "the better person" and forgive you but not "trust"(fuck) you anymore. Also you get a "bad boy" rep and I don't care what anyone says... Girls love that shit. They view it as a challenge... Conquer the bad boy... make him your good boy and you have yourself a husband... thats the logic. Shit ask my girlfriend... she tamed the shit outta me and now I'm got lifetime committment on the brain. What seemed like a torturous hell of one partner for the rest of my life now seems like the best idea I've ever had and I have no idea that it was all her plan from the beginning. ;) Have a good day folks! I'm going to get back to signing my testicles over to my gf. haha. Peas.
PS. Please forgive me... I just quit smoking and I know not what I say...lol.
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Hell, man--I was able to quit women due to the aggravation they cause, but smoking? I have an on-off thing going with that. I can stay single and not deal with romance, but I can't let go of smokes. Good luck to you, it's a bitch to say the least. I was able to quit for three years and with one shitty night, I was back with a pack.
Ended up here when searching for folks into Today Is The Day. Totally dig the music choices, man. Good luck with your music.
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