A story of aliens, ghosts and gas prices... and some tips on bathroom behavior
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Smoking....
I don't do it anymore... which is pretty damn amazing. I haven't smoked (consistantly) in like 3 months or something like that. Pretty crazy... Zoloft(welbutrin) is the shizzy... works double time on me if your on it and know what i mean... haha he oh... thats so not funny. There have been times I've wanted a cig but then I remember that these damn pills make them taste like inhaling the smoke from burning 10 day old bucket monkey sperm. Not pleasant... not even a little bit... which is cool with me because thats what my lungs think I'm doing when I smoke... yeah they don't like it either. Better living through chemicals...or something to that effect, thats what my old shrink had on his business cards... sweet. Which brings me to my next point... wait i don't have one...oh yeah... fuck smoking... for me I mean. If you're still enjoying it more power to ya. I'm not going to be one of those people who quit smoking and then are all about joining the anti smoking crusades.... fuck that. Every American citizen has the right to poisen his or herself as long as they are deriving some sort of pleasure from it and it doesn't make you loose your job ;) sorry pot smokers... I fuckin hate pot and all the peace through extreme lazyness it promotes... try cocaine... you'll last longer if your shot during the new civil war you patiulli wearing sandle whore... ehhgmm anyways... so yeah I quite smoking. I highly recommend you try it. I'm feeling better already you piece of shit...
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