Artists... The Corporation Wants You

TO: Artist(s), Creative People(s)
FROM: The Corporation

We have deemed you flawed, broken goods, damaged material. Doomed to a life of replicating reality through a hereditarily flawed perception, your production of squigly lined misconception and poor color to reality rendition in the name of 'art' is now outlawed. No longer will you poison the ever so maluable mind of the masses with your indirect and often condesending depictions of a society built on control and obedience. Two values that will be installed via microchip into each and every one of you. No longer will the well-to-do be forced to purchase peices of useless carved materials or paint slathered canvas. Never again will anything be of more value because it's creator is deceased. The only 'art' allowed will be objects constructed for the sole purpose of information delivery, product distribution-enhancement and/or replication of pre-existing classics*. All 'artists' and 'creative peoples' are to report to their closest Coca Cola bottling factory for sociatal integration seminars, free thought supression chip implementation and gene cleansing planned coupling.

Thank you for you cooperation and may the God specified in the King James Version of the Biblical Text be with you.

PS. Noncompliance is not an option.

*things pre-approved and endorsed by corporate headquarters