Be my friend...

To the rhythm of "Be Our Guest" from Walt Disney's Beauty and the Beast. Imagine animated dancing relative items animated in the disney's trademark "flayling" style. Yes I know it's juvenile but why don't you try letting yourself laugh at it anyways Stiffy McStiff A*s...

Be my Friend.
Be my friend
stick my c*ck
in your rear end
and i'll take you
to the doctor
when your anal tract destends

Be my friend
Be my friend
from your daipers
to Depends
and I'll disconnect
your breather
when they say you will not mend

Be my friend
Be my friend
hmm hm
hmm hmmm
hmm hmm hmm hmm
hmm hmmm hmm hmm la la la

feel free to add on...

-Lamont is bored-